And if it makes you less sad.

I’m taking boyfriend applications, since my baby daddy is a scumbag piece of shit (:

The Earth is under my protection.

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peetasfakeleg:

“19 year old Hunger Games star Josh Hutcherson recently had a terrifying fan encounter when a 14 year old fan from Burbank, California, broke into the actors house in an attempt to injure his left leg after he didn’t lose it in the best selling movie The Hunger Games. The…

I’m sorry for neglecting you ):

n0ds:

OMG HAHAHAHAHAH

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My Subaru Legacy vs. Jacob’s F150.

My damage- $30 and tape.
His damage- $3200, 3 weeks in the shop and a rental car.

My car is a tank.

BUT MY BODY..MY BODY IS TELLING ME YESSSSSS.

Love bug.